Hello.  Welcome to Friday.  Friday is usually a better day as far as days usually are.  Saturday too for that matter, although it tends to fly right by.  After Saturday?  The most useless day of the week:

I had to work on the Sunday I made the comic above.  It’s not like I would take a flamethrower to church.  Or would I?

Hell no.  I’d never go to church.

But it’s because of those who do that Sunday is the most useless day of the week.  Why?

Nothing is open!  What little is open closes early!

No bank.  No post office.  No specialty shops of any kind.

No beer until noon.

Know what is open?  Denny’s!  Denny’s is f…ing packed with the people that go to church!  Thanks a lot people!  Close down the world and then invade the only place you allow to be open!  Jerks!

Who dresses nice to go to Denny’s anyway?  Losers!

Gosh…  I…  I’m sorry I-

Apparently I’m a bit grouchy today.  It must be the heat.  No-

No it’s never the heat.  It’s always… the humidity.

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Also we got drawn by another comic artist!  We (Jen and MC) appear in the latest episode of Weak Highlights.  Awesome!

Lastly today we checked our P.O. Box and got an incredible package from Gabe, and we’ll show that off on Monday.

Have an great weekend and we hope you’ll return on Monday for more ButterSword!

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THIS JUST IN:

Jen and I needed to go to the hardware store today (Sunday) and it closed early!  Thus proving once and for all my existing theory:  Sunday sucks!

I wonder if that will ever change.

Out of all the change I like dimes the best.  They seem to retain their shine more often and they are small.  Also other reasons.

I always thought it would be fun to make a treasure map that lead to a jar full of dimes.  Maybe with some little toys mixed into the dimes.

I like little toys.

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