Meanwhile we do have some extra stuff.
December is the wretched holidays, and I’ve been working as a drummer throughout. I honestly can’t stand xmas music and I’m going insane from these horrible situations.
Here is a holiday mad libs that I quizzed Jen with:
You know it wasn’t me that was quizzed because I always say naughty body parts. It makes it funny!
Speaking of funny, check out this fortune I got in my fortune cookie tonight.
Isn’t that weird?! It’s a scan of the actual fortune cookie fortune. Crazy.
It’s true and everything when you think about it, but a fortune cookie fortune?
I bet it was in regard to a private xmas party I played at last night for the 1%. They are quite honestly some of the most adjective people I have ever been forced to be around in my noun. They are so adjective and adjective that they make me want to verb. I remained professional throughout but I won’t be serving any patrons of the arts next year.
It was good to see Jim’s kids though.
Also I’ve been working on a new product. Here is an initial something:
It’s just a rough idea so far. It should be a cool bag of goodies. Gaming dice, plastic miniatures, M:TG cards, POGS…
All kinds of treasure I don’t need anymore wrapped up in some ButterSword.
More on that subject as it develops.
Huhuhuhuhu… I said moron.
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Coming soon: Pictures of another zany drum set and also we bought a van!
Thanks so much for visiting ButterSword. Let’s all just… get these horrible holidays over with and get back to our existence. Hang in there!
Once I got a cookie with two fortunes in it.
I can’t remember what they were…
but…
I guess it must have been my lucky day.
Or…
something.
Haha… Reminds me of the time I got a blank one and Jen’s was in Spanish!
tooo much stuff going on….mad libs cool…I need the “Nerd Treats”…verging on crash is a constant state of being
Huh?
….in bed.
See still funny.
Yep. That one almost always works.
Examples:
There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends.
You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability.
Ideas are like children; there are none so wonderful as your own.
It takes more than good memory to have good memories.
A thrilling time is in your immediate future.
Your blessing is no more than being safe and sound for the whole lifetime.
Plan for many pleasures ahead.
The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days.
Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later.
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
Something you lost will soon turn up.
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go!
A pleasant surprise is in store for you.
May life throw you a pleasant curve.
As the purse is emptied the heart is filled.
Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome.
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
Your flair for the creative takes an important place in your life.
Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others.
Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need.
Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.
Don’t forget, you are always on our minds.
Your greatest fortune is the large number of friends you have.
A firm friendship will prove the foundation on your success in life.
Don’t ask, don’t say. Everything lies in silence.
Look for new outlets for your own creative abilities.
Be prepared to accept a wondrous opportunity in the days ahead!
Fame, riches and romance are yours for the asking.
Good luck is the result of good planning.
Good things are being said about you.
Smiling often can make you look and feel younger.
Someone is speaking well of you.
The time is right to make new friends.
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
Your life will be happy and peaceful.
A friend is a present you give yourself.
A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud.
A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day.
A single kind word will keep one warm for years.
Anger begins with folly, and ends with regret.
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
Happy news is on its way to you.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted.
Let there be magic in your smile and firmness in your handshake.
If you want the rainbow, you must to put up with the rain. D. Parton
Nature, time and patience are the three best physicians.
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.
The beginning of wisdom is to desire it.
You will have a very pleasant experience.
You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
You will live a long, happy life.
You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth.
You will step on the soil of many countries.
You will take a chance in something in the near future.
You will witness a special ceremony.
Your everlasting patience will be rewarded sooner or later.
Your great attention to detail is both a blessing and a curse.
Your heart is a place to draw true happiness.
Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far.
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
You will be invited to an exciting event.
I was going to leave a witty comment, but I’m at my wit’s end after reading that long witted comment.
Ya… my copy/paste got out of hand. I didn’t realize.
Haha! great list!
P.s. Jar Jar sucks!
Hahaha! He really does. It’s mostly the annoying voice and the bad clumsy comedy. He’s also ugly.
I feel for you MC. It’s bad enough to have to listen to Xmas music piped into an elevator for a few floors! Good luck with the rest of your gigs and bring us more Buttersword when you can!
Thanks Mark! December really pushes on my purchase a machine gun button.
Things aren’t looking good for Curtis. I am not aware of Nerd Treats as I’ve never really been nerdy enough (In my opinion anyway)
Have you had to play Little Drummer Boy yet? Pah rumpah pum pum…
Oh ya… The ox and lamb kept time? What?! First of all, he’s a drummer right? Does he need a time keeper? If so he isn’t much of a drummer. I guess he’s a little boy though so maybe he’s some brat giving everyone a headache. Second, how did they keep time? Tapping hooves or bleating or- ?
That fortune would give me bad dreams. You know, those dreams where you try to scream, but you can’t…sort of like a deaf-mute.
Good luck with the holidays. I’ve only recently come to understand why my mother was always so miserable over the holidays. I’m trying hard to remain positive.
I love The Nerd Treat idea!
Hang in there Nancy and thank you.
I’m not a holiday person and I get wacky every year. I’ll try to be more positive as well.