Whoa! I guess that doctor won’t be golfing next Wednesday. What?
We recently returned from a quick holiday road trip visit so we’re running a little behind schedule. We hope you survived the holidays. We also hope you’ll enjoy the approaching Calendar Reset Day.
Also we hope you’ll enjoy some of our old comics.
Thanks for reading! We’ll return Monday and we hope you’ll join us. Have a great weekend and Saturday we recommend getting to a safe place and staying there. Fools abound that eve. Join them all you like but no driving please!





















Jelly does not spread as well as peanut butter so it will tear the bread if you try to put it on first. Stupid 4%
Agreed. I wonder what percent use the Goobers swirled thing? Both at once.
This should be a question on The Family Feud somehow.
A horrific demise, and so lovingly rendered and colored!
It’s not a library. It’s a homeless crash pad!
PB&J For me it’s a moot point, you put the peanut butter on one slice and the jelly on another, then smash ‘em together!
You imagine your junk being snagged by a black-garbed cat burglar type, complete with black mask, but it’s always a raggedy old couple in a beat-up white pick-up truck!
Happy New Year, MC/Jen! Looking forward to another great year of Buttersword!
Thank you Mark!
Thanks for noticing the escaping gas. I’m glad it turned out.
The homeless and the library… somebody open a window!
Yet another way to PB&J!
True! The days of Sandford and Son have yet to end… Go scrappers!
Happy New Year Mark, and thank you again!
Good thing the alien had those marbles and did not lose them. (had to say it)
Awesome!
I can’t think of a second marble related saying.
I think we only have the one.
Happy New Year!
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Thank you Deb! Happy New Year!
Does Bulky Trash Pick up work for relatives you don’t want?
Doesn’t everyone put the PB on one slice and the Jam on the other?
And Happy New Years!
Have pesky relatives overstaying after the holidays? Empty the kitchen of all food and the bathroom of all towels and toiletries. Keep a personal stash of such things. If that doesn’t work you’ll have to start the drastic measures.
Mark eats his PB&J just as you described.
Happy New Year!
Wow those acid marbles really work well. I put my PB on 1st. I guess the 4% are the wolf people. We haven’t had a bulky trash pickup around these parts for ages. I wonder what the council is doing???
The council of wolf people? Tasmania sounds so cool!
The good thing with the council of wolf people is that they make a lot of laws that benefit dog owners. It is not illegal here to howl at the moon after 10pm.
Kitten videos just aren’t as much fun without audio!
Happy New Years, guys!
Truth! Happy New Year!
I really, really remember the PB&J comic–for some reason it comes to mind often. Loves it. And I love the comic where I get specially thanked, though I can’t recall what I was getting thanked for.
Cool!
I really should color all of these.
I think we were just thanking you guys for fun. You were basically our only four readers.
Thanks LM!